Mohammed Kudus stands accused of telling the “greatest lie ever” after making a “pathetically cringe” remark during his Tottenham medical.The Ghana international has completed a £55 million ($74m) transfer that has taken him across London from West Ham to Spurs. The 24-year-old winger, who spent two years with the Hammers, is busy settling into new surroundings.Kudus says he “only wanted Spurs” once a move became possible this summer, with his big-money switch making him the first man since Scott Parker in 2011 to trade the East End for Lilywhites in the north of England’s capital.Tottenham have shared a video of Kudus’ first day on their books, with physical examinations taking place. A doctor is seen saying: “I’m just going to listen to your heart, okay?” Kudus responds with: “You’ll find Spurs there.” The medic quips back with: “I can hear the cockerel.”Kudus’ comments have attracted ridicule from rival fans on social media, with @WesSnips branding the Ghanaian’s Tottenham pledge “pathetically cringe”, while @AfcInverted said: “Lmaoooo the greatest lie ever told.”@netrovertHQ claims Kudus is “trying too hard” and @yungnino91 says: “Can't believe he said that with a straight face, he's a pro.” @agostinhozinga was another to chime in with: “This is the football equivalent of when you’re being interviewed for a job and they ask you what your weaknesses are and you say ‘sometimes I just work too hard’.”Doctor: “Just going to listen to your heart, ok?”Mohammed Kudus: “You’ll find Spurs there.” Proper Tottenham. 💙 pic.twitter.com/Ohtm96T8L5Kudus took in 80 appearances for West Ham, scoring 19 goals. He is a proven Premier League performer and will be gracing the Champions League in 2025-26 with Europa League title holders Spurs.